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July 11, 2004
two things
thing the first:
last night as we were getting ready for bed (at 3 a.m.) corey farted at me, with no underwear on. i had a moment of clarity. if you know what i mean.
thing the second:
i cut a piece of my blister skin off last night. then i stapled it to a piece of paper and wrote "this skins for you" and folded it up and put it in an addressed envelope(with no return address OF COURSE). i won't say who i'm sending it too but i hope they appreciate it. i realized after i stamped the envelope that i forgot to put the ' in the word "skins"
now i feel stupid.
thing unrelated :
i'm still tired and i need to go back to bed but hunger pains won't let me.
i had a bad dream about mormons also.
the end
Posted by alison at July 11, 2004 09:38 AM
Comments
Moment of clarity??? was it tight sounding or gross and floppy?
I'm going to go gag and throw-up now.
Posted by: Greg Horne at July 11, 2004 11:52 AM
oh.... tight or gross and floppy? that's a good question greg. i think because there was no filter (underware or pants) that it sounded a little floppy. but overall i'd say that it was an "in-betweener".
once lui ask me how i knew that i loved corey or that i was ready to get married or some shit like that. i told her "well. sometimes we eat food at the same time. and then later we end up farting at the exact same moment. we are totally 'nsync. at least our digestive systems are. if that's not love, then oh well because i've found someone to fart with the rest of my life and isn't that what life is really about? "
also, sometimes i will be holding his hand and he will put it behind him and then fart and make me actually feel his fart. ohhh.. what love will make you do.
p.s. don't tell corey i told you this
Posted by: alison at July 12, 2004 11:06 AM