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July 30, 2004

re:lunch

after i ate my cereal with toenail slivers this morning i decided i should probably also get my sandwich for lunch ready. i went to the kitchen and looked for the bread. i saw the milton bread that i had used to make corey's PB toast sandwich with earlier. there was now only a heal piece left. this was okay though because we had other bread that i had planned to make my sammy with. RYE BREAD. this rye bread is more expensive then a $3.15 pack of miltons bread and you get only half a loaf. i looked at the top shelf where it had been the night before when corey and i stood in the kitchen looking at it and talking about it. i don't remember what we said but it was probably "wheres the rye bread" and "it's up there" i remember that there was more then half of the half-loaf left. as of yesterday i had only made TWO sandwiches with it. so i looked in the other cupboard and it wasn't in there. i feared that corey might have eaten it and tossed the bread sack in the garbage. but there was no sack in the garbage. then i called corey and left a message: "where is the rye bread?!" then i went over by the computer and there on the extra chair was an empty bag. when i saw this i almost started crying because now i wouldn't have a lunch and making sandwiches for lunch is my favorite thing to do. i was also pissed because this bread is fucking expensive and now it is gone. we still have tons of sandwich toppings left but they are useless now. i called corey again and said "where is the rye bread" and he said "i ate it"
then i yelled at him. am i going to have to put a lock on the cupboard?
i am a very picky eater sometimes and it's not fair for corey to eat all the bread that i like. don't get me wrong. miltons is really good bread and all. but i prefere the red pack to the purple pack because it has less taste and is more dense.
if i would have known the rye bread was gone i would have yelled at corey and not made him a toast sammy this morning. he could have gone without. this was totally unfair.

after i thought about it longer i decided that it was too hard to be mad at corey with out him being present. so then i decided i could probably just go to fucking market tme and buy a stupid sandwich there. then i called corey and apologized.
i just hate spending money for sandwiches i could be making at home that would be just as good.

Posted by alison at July 30, 2004 11:08 AM

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