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August 05, 2004
haiku
a soup, a sandwich
tummy grumbles hungrily
waiting for corey
carbon copy check
insurance, phone, credit card
do i have enough?
painting my toenails
i need to go take a pee
soon he will get home
invitations done
addressing envolopes now
send them saturday
clothes washing downstairs
dark jeans, light jeans, black t-shirt
seventy five cents
butt cheeks spread apart
i wait for my colonic
get out of me worms!
ramen at lunch time
no one to answer the phone
diarrhea town
squirting out my butt
doubled over on the can
never again, you
Posted by alison at August 5, 2004 06:24 PM
Comments
Malison~
I laughed so hard when I read these. Haikus (and limericks) are totally underrated. Your blog is fabulous-- Brett suggested I stop by and say hi.
Weird fact: My dad still refers to you as Malison if your name comes up in conversation. e.g.:
"So how was Brett's birthday? Who was there"
"Oh, you know-- the usual suspects: Cat, Brad, Tony, Dan, JasonBradley, Megan, Alison--"
"You mean Malison?"
"Oh, right-- sorry. Malison."
Cheers
Posted by: Shannon at August 6, 2004 12:11 AM
shannon-
that is very comforting to know.
thank you.
love malison
Posted by: smalison at August 10, 2004 08:36 AM