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September 14, 2004
I (unknowingly) received an illustration to French taking of the Manikuere
(note: this entry has been translated into german, then back into english for maximum confusion!! also, EH=eva)
i'd however i'm at the work thus at i can't.
here's history:
Carolyn, lui, EH and I drove more rueber to "magic nails" in northgate Mall the evening we goes yesterday inside and I asks, whether they have time, "four manicures" to do; the lady says and points at the chairs, so that we are inch four ladies there sit, there, to do to the that nails and one is endeavored to rub down some different womans talon Carolyn waiting periods for this lady while it begins it colors, for selecting waits, so that we say lui to their wife carry, which wish "i straight free free area are this okay?" EH receives rosafarben. I receives rosafarbene Carolyn asks the lady, who does my, if she thinks that she is to receive nails long enough a French Manikuere, which "yes!" the lady; says; now we are all Sitting down everyone of us are in the different stages nail receive getanen process.EH rises, in order to wash, it, receives hands away then from lui above, after some minutes return I me receive above and it "do you a French Manikuere says too?" wish; and I legend "no. fair pink" thus the ladies speak with each other Carolyn explain to one that i'm receiving the ladies Mumble young" with one another more and legends "oh you're; married; I hear that lui "JUST FREE AREA say I wish straight clear." again a woman says that something off" here like "since you're everything we'll you $2; give; they were all kind of the maintenance and i don't think that everyone could really understand. she explains so now to me that it's give to pay me to it my car to time and it gets it back and says reciept the $61.oo, what hell? thus I sharpen $8 and then regard the wall with the prices and try to do to Mathe 'regular Manikuere am $12. time four am.... hmm $48. "french" away of $7., which must mean her $12 plus $7., is what a Rip however this calm doesn't since that forms, because only Carolyn a French thing... ' receives; while i'm thinking, which I that it has sqared my nails considered. SQUARE. ROUGHLY.to begin to paint then considered I she's, point white, that it me terminated and explains that over to go under the black bright hand dryer EH to sit it and lui already under it there being and i can't their nails see I brought in embarrassment, in order to show it that pit, because i don't think it me wish wished a French Manikuere, which they ask, my to see I implements it and forms a face like this isn't, which I explain i'll wished, when we let her say, "i thought that you pink?" wished; then I under the light and she look have French Manikueren also! this burns means understanding total because, welll, WHAT the BUMSEN through? thus Carolyn with their French M. goes past and all we sits there then it's time to go we inch keep "WHAT to the car, the FUCKING SHIT of THIS ABOUT?" WAS; they would like to know, why it was so expensive everything we divides our stories of "WHAT the FUCK" and laughter over, as these ladies tore us up away.
we came to the summary that they must have said "if you, which receive ALL French Manikueren now then we give them to you for $15., two dollar off" is; and as if they spoke with us about the wedding, it the "are over around it probably completely going, in it being asked? if all look you the same, it is so beautiful. BEAUTIFULLY! is what you wish? that whole same?" and which, not, answered knowing the hell, which they ask I were, probably "yes. all we went highschool together... to " (I schwre that she asked, whether we went to the school together, but who knows), I estimate that I can live with him for some days, but it's, which already begins to so possibly break me off away it Thursday nighter. sheesh makes again.
(the non confusing version)
i'd take a picture but i'm at work so i can't.
here's the story.
carolyn, lui, eva, and i motored over to the "magic nails" at the northgate mall last night. we walk in and i ask if they have time to do "four manicures" the lady says yes and points at the chairs for us to sit in.
there is four ladies there to do nails and one is busy grinding down some other womans talons. carolyn waits for this lady. while she waits she starts picking out colors for us to wear. lui says to her woman "i just want clear. clear. is that okay?" eva gets pink. i get pink. carolyn asks the lady who is doing mine if she thinks her nails are long enough to get a french manicure. the lady says "yes!" by now we are all sitting down. each of us are in the various stages of the nails-getting-done process. eva gets up to wash her hands off. then lui gets up. after a few mintues i get up. i come back and she says "do you want a french manicure too?" and i say "no. just pink" so the ladies talk at each other. carolyn tells one that i'm getting married. the ladies mumble to each other some more and say "oh you're young" i hear lui say "JUST CLEAR. i just want clear." again. one woman says something like "since you're all here we'll give you $2 off" they were all sort of talking and i don't think anyone could really understand. so now she tells me it's time to pay. i give her my car and she brings it back and the reciept says $61.oo what the hell? so i tip $8 and then look at the wall with the prices. and try doing the math. 'regular manicure is $12. times four is $48.... hmm. "french" is $7. they must mean $12 plus $7. what a rip off. but that still doesn't make since because only carolyn is getting a french thing...' while i'm thinking i have noticed that she has sqared my nails. SQUARE. GROSS. then i noticed she's starting to paint the tips white. she finishes and tells me to go sit under the black light hand dryer. eva and lui are already under there and i can't see their nails. i am embarassed to show them mine. because i don't want them to think i wanted a french manicure. they ask to see mine. i take them out and make a face like this isn't what i wanted. i'll explain when we leave they say "i thought you wanted pink?"
then i look under the light and they have french manicures too! this totally blows my mind. because, welll, WHAT THE FUCK?
so carolyn comes over with her french M. and we all sit there. then it's time to go to the car. we get in. "WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT WAS THAT ABOUT?" they want to know why it was so expensive. we all share our stories of "WHAT THE FUCK" and laugh about how these ladies ripped us off.
we came to the conclusion that they must have said "if you ALL get french manicures now, then we will give them to you for $15. that is two dollars off" and when they were talking to us about the wedding they probably asked "are they all going to be in it? if you all look the same it will be so beautiful. BEAUTIFUL! is that what you want? all the same?" and not knowing what the hell they were asking i probably answered "yes. we all went to highschool together..." ( i swear that she asked if we went to school together. but who knows)
i guess i can live with it for a few days. but it's already starting to chip off. so maybe i will redo it thursday nighter. sheesh.
Posted by alison at September 14, 2004 11:19 AM
Comments
What a bunch of creeptastic ladies. Did they not speak English very well?
Posted by: Shannon at September 15, 2004 10:29 AM