October 08, 2004
it's still friday.
sheeshdog. chilli dog. whenever i try to type "dog" i type "god" instead.
guess what everyone?!
last night corngod and i walked to the movie store. wednesday and thursdays are ROGO. (rent one get one (free)).
we rented these movies:
The Short Films of David Lynch
we also rented a fourth movie that i don't remember the title of.
so anyway. we watched the united states of leland last night. here is my review :
HATED IT!!
these things bothered me about it:
thingy the first: not even 2 minutes into the movie corey pauses it and says "wait a minute. what movie did we just see that this kid was in?"
and i say "well. he looks like he's trying to be donnie darko. so that is probably it." he says "ohh. yeah. he talks like him too."
it doesn't help that donnie darko's GF is in the movie also. WTB? jena malone bugs be. she looks like she's 12. she was okay in donnie darko but awful in this movie. she is too affected.
thingy number 2: ryan gosling is a turd. i have not seen him in anything else and i will steer clear of whatever else he is in. in this movie his schtick is that he murdered a retarded kid. but through out the whole movie i was unsure if he was actually retarded himself.
the whole movie was trying really hard to be something profound and i was groaning the whole way through. halfway through corey stopped it to make food. he said "i feel like i need to finish watching it to see if it redeems itself" i fell asleep and didn't see the end. but take my word for it. i'd rather sniff mew kitten's bottom hole after she poops a turd bigger than ryan gosling. sniff sniff sniff...
i don't know though, if you're in the mood for touching a bruise you might enjoy it. i know that eva likes to touch bruises a lot. so eva would probably like it. HA!
Posted by alison at October 8, 2004 02:16 PM
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Dear Alison,
Please upload or send me pitchers. Don't be a vulva.
Love all ways,
airn.
P.S. That movie sounds pretty gay. Last night we saw a movie with a really long title... The eternal sunshine of something or other. It had Jim Carey and the girl in it was kind of annoying, but I kind of liked it anyway. Jim Carey wasn't way "Jim Carey"-ish, so that was nice.
Posted by: airn at October 9, 2004 10:29 PM
of the spotless mind? i liked that movie. the is the titanic girl. DUH!!
i promish to put your pictures up as SOON as i get done going to target with geva. I PROMISE. TONIGHT!
i have to crap.
Posted by: vuvla at October 10, 2004 07:59 PM
that movie is one of my favorites. i just had to comment :)
Posted by: rowlin at October 12, 2004 09:03 PM