ok.. so my sources say you wouldn't maybe pull off a yoko, and also cordawg's hair is SHORT, not to be confused with shart. so the elaine and putty thing is more better gooder. honestly, it's teh BEST IDEA YOU"VE EVER HAD... so why have you abandoned it??? why!?

first: scootzkibbutz is really hilarious.

second: corey refuses to be putty. i don't know why, because everyone loves putty.
the other day we (eva corey and i) went shopping and eva and i got the idea to be beauty constestant girls.corey mentioned that he could be elvis. the day after that we decided that instead we should be groupies of some famous rock star. THEN i thought 'hot shit. we can be ELVIS groupies and then corey can be elvis and we'll be his groupies"

i bought a groupie dress and eva has a groupie dress and corey HAS NOTHING. so now i don't know what he wants to do. he could be john lennnon if he tried. his old glasses would work. if he isn't one of those two people tonight i'm gonna shit my pants because my costume won't make sense.

anyway. i saw this thing on the stranger with "scariest halloween costumes" and lyndie england was one of them. i want to be her for your party. she's nasty and gross and i hate her.

That Lyndie England thing is the most horrible thing I've ever heard... well, except for my most recent (October 28th) blog... which was pretty terrible. i think Elaine and Putty is freakin' brilliant. You can be John and Yoko *next* year.