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December 01, 2004
what the hell. it's december!
according to the list of months on the side of this blog, it is NINE months old! 9!!
that is exactly how long i had braces on my top toofs in 7th grade. which is actually a short amount of time to have braces. and apparently also the time it takes a baby to cook in a tummy. when i told people i only had to have braces for nine months they said "nine months!! that is how long a baby takes in the tummy so now you'll know what it's like to have a baby!!"
so yeah. i guess i know what it's like to have a baby again. nine months ago it started to cook and now i have given birth.
does it bother anyone else that i refering to the gestation period as "cooking" because it's sort of gross.
my tummy is not an oven.
or is it?!
Posted by alison at December 1, 2004 11:43 AM
Comments
you bitch. i had to have my braces for four years. i hate you.
Posted by: Eva at December 10, 2004 07:04 PM
eva- that is hilarious. BRACES!!!
ha!
Posted by: ha at December 13, 2004 09:03 AM