okay so i'll just start this out okay?
a few summers ago carolyn and i went to visit iowa city. everyone there had just moved into this new house that also had bad plumbing. so the first few days we were there every one was busy drinking and pooping and using the 3 toilets at the house. then somebody went downstairs and realized that all the poop water was filling up into the bathtub downstairs. GROSS! a plumber came and fixed it. the next day it started happening again! only it was the laundry water. anyway. while all this was happeneing i think both carolyn and i were paranoid about pooping there. so one afternoon she went first, and she came and told me that it was okay and the toilet didn't back up and it would be okay if i went too. so i went right after her and i kept invisioning this email brent sent me a long time ago and the subject line said "log jammer". then i went poop and the toilet was having a hard time flushing. it clogged!!! and they didn't have a plunger!! so i put the lid down and then a few days later when marks mom came to pick us up she and nick plungered the toilet with poop that had been sitting there for a few days. gross!!

Yay!!! Perfect timing to ask for a poop story! Here is the transcript from some emailing done by Brett and I earlier this week:
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From: Jackson, Catherine
To: Brett Jackson
Sent: Wednesday, March 02, 2005 1:50 PM
Subject: RE: D

OH MY GOSH. There’s something on the floor of the b’room that I’m 90% sure is POOP. WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!? SHOULD I TELL ANYONE??!? I think there’s POOP on the FLOOR!!! NOT DOG POOP!!! AT WORK!!! ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR!!! My feet feel dirty for having walked on the floor, and one of them is making that sticky sticky noise when I walk now, and I washed my hands until they hurt…
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From: Brett Jackson
Sent: Wednesday, March 02, 2005 1:54 PM
To: Jackson, Catherine
Subject: Re: D

that's the most disgusting thing i've ever heard. well.. after helmutting. anyway. i think you should snicker as you mention it to your boss. he'll be alarmed and think less of girls. and hten he'll call facilities. how gross.. that's so gross..
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So yeah, I didn't care enough about being helpful, so I didn't tell anyone. When I went back in later, someone had picked up the two chunks/mini-logs, but LEFT THE SMEARS the person had made when they (almost surely intentionally) rubbed the turds around on the tile a little bit. If you can pick up a PIECE OF POO, can't you clean up the smear too? And what if the person, let's just call them "Disgruntlee" smeared less-visable poop OTHER places?!? That's why I washed my hands so well. Brett felt that the whole situation warranted a bleach-hosing of the bathroom, and I don't disagree. I mean, I've had the pleasure of using a poop-smeared shitter on multiple occasions, but when I use the frigging GRAYHOUND crapper, I'm much more cautious about inhaling, let alone touching any of my flesh to anything anyone else may have touched. So that's my story: Floor Poop in a Secured Professional Building. I think it actually made my afternoon BETTER in a way though, because I was perked up with a feeling of vicarious defiance.

wow. poop smears too? that is way gross. was this a girls only b-room? i have a really hard time imagining a girl doing something like that. but it is possilbe.

ok first of all, im sorry your cat is in heat, my cat went into heat last year and i wanted to kill myself. get her fixed asap or you will go nuts.
ok and a fart story. so friday i was in bham and i was checking out their costco cuz i jsut got me a membership and i was at the books and this old dude was standing next to me reading. so i was looking at a book and all the sudden i hear this raunchy ass fart coming from the dude standing next to me. i looked at him and he was just standing there like nothing was happening. but then i had to walk by him to get to something else and it smelled SO BAD. yuck. why do old dudes do that? i would be embarassed!