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March 21, 2005
a letter
dear guy who lives above us,
last night between the hours of 10:00pm and 1:00 am you were making a lot of noise. corey thought you might be nailing something together. i thought you were bouncing a large ball on the floor. what the fuck? i know you probably have no idea how loud you are actually being because you blast really shitty music like "jet" and "dido" and if you knew people could hear that you wouldn't play it so loud. anyway, so you were constructing a birdhouse or playing four square with yourself and then corey banged on the wall and screamed "shut the fuck up!" and it seems that you heard THAT. so maybe now you know that you were being to loud and you will stop being so annoying. really, we hear you squeaking your chair and bed or whatever at night. every night. i don't think you have a job either because you always seem to be making noise when i get home and i rarely see you leave. and when you do leave it's to get coffee at marketime and you are back within 5 minutes. so how bout this: you do your construction/recess games between the hours of 9:00am and 9:00pm. is that okay? you know, i probably would have slept though all of it if corey hadn't yelled at you. because i can sleep though shit like that. but corey can't. and when he doesn't get enough sleep he gets cranky. and a cranky corey is not fun to sleep by. just sayin.
fondly,
your downstairs neighbors
Posted by alison at March 21, 2005 05:43 PM
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I think that dude lived above me at Evergreen. Only then he was four people. It would seem his taste in music has changed too, but I forget what it was before.
Just don't try banging on the ceiling with a broom, because it doesn't work.
Posted by: erin at March 21, 2005 09:46 PM
do you when i wrote on "hands" white board thingy "i hate you more than the fetus i aborted last night" ?
ha!
evergreen!
Posted by: alison at March 21, 2005 10:19 PM
heh. long ago, in lake city, we had this crazy insane neighbor. we shared our living room wall. she would stay up really late being crazy.. and the weird thing is during the day she'd come home and put on a cure cd, this particular cd, which we could only hear the bass of with some of the high weirdo robert smith stuff. anyway. this cd had a skip.. one of those forever skips.. and she'd play the thing really loud and then leave. leave the apartment. go away for hours. and leave the damn cd playing when she went.. and what was there to be done about it? nothing! we could do nothing.. our landlord was an ineffective wiener. and the police couldn't do anything.. and it was totally retarded. totally. she was a moron.. and moved out after about 8 months.. then these korean xtian kids moved in.. probably same age as us.. always had their xtian bible groups over for dinner on sunday nights.. and then after everyone went home they'd fight and scream for hours.. always screaming at each other.. very xtian...
Posted by: kibbootz at March 23, 2005 08:55 PM