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March 24, 2005
where am i? where'd i put my false teeth?
so i guess i just fell asleep on the couch while watching oprah. i wasn't even that tired. it's just that oprah was boring so i turned the volumn down and then the next think i know, the phone is ringing and i'm trying to get up to get it. i opened my eyes and looked around thinking 'what the hell? is this really where i live? SWEET! i better get the phone!!'
the same thing happened a few days ago when i was napping in the bedroom and i woke up thinking 'shit dog?! am i married for reals?! TO COREY! shiiiitt!'
Posted by alison at March 24, 2005 04:56 PM
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Sometimes I wake up next to Corey and think, "Shit dog! AM I REALLY SLEEPING WITH COREY? BEHIND ALISON'S BACK? Shiiiit!"
Posted by: Brenters at April 6, 2005 06:36 PM