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April 22, 2005
friday afternon
i got home from work a few minutes ago. so far, today has been a really great day. i haven't seen corey yet and i bet that when i do the day will be even better. because we might go on a walk some where or eat dinner out or whatever.
this morning as i was walking down to the bus stop i found what looked like ripped out diary pages. i picked it up and put it in my purse for reading enjoyment at work. when i got to work i opened it up and one page is actual "diary" stuff from a guy who is pretty unhappy with his life. you know, the usual, "i hate my life, my parents are jerks, why am i not getting laid?, i should be on tour with a rock band", kind of stuff. the rest of the pages were crappy lyrcis which i pretty much just scanned over because they were lame and i had work to do. i did notice one line, that may or may not be a lyric to his hit single:
plundering a doody hole
anyhoo, after i got off the bus and was walking to work a bird shat and nearly hit me. i knew the rest of the day would be good because i did not get shat on. someone at work said "shit. you know when you have one of those days? when you do this and it doesn't work and you do that and it doesn't work either. you know? i hate that... i'm not having a nervous breakdown... do you know if so-and-so is back yet?"
i overheard someone else saying they got robbed while they were out of the country. they said to me "hey how’s it going?" and i said "good. what about you?" and they said "never better" which is their stock answer and it bugs when they answer that. like each day just gets exponentially better and better and better, and then you get robbed. but that day is still better then the day before. whatever.
so after work i walked around fremont and stopped in this little store and bought some copper earrings. they are hammered and in a hoop shape. my favorite. then i went to pcc to get shampoo with out SLS and toof brushes.
speaking of toofs..........
i think i am growing a wisdom tooth in the back of my mouth (yeah. where else would it be?) i don't know what the deal with this is. i haven't been to the dentist in a few years because i didn't have insurance, but now i do so i better go see what the dilly is. maybe i have one of those tumor things that grows hair and teeth and stuff. and it's on the inside of my mouth. what is that called eva? you know don't you? speaking of eva, did you see ER last night? a boys EYE POPPED OUT AND ABBY PUT IT BACK IN WITH A PAPER CLIP!!! it was grody to the max.
okay, i will leave you with another jewel from the diary notes i found.
sometimes i just want to dance
sometimes i just want to play with
my butt hairs
sometimes i just want to drink whisky
sometimes i just want to be a sissy
Posted by alison at April 22, 2005 05:24 PM
Comments
hey that was my diary.
bet you didn't know i was such a talented lyricist.
Posted by: brad at April 22, 2005 05:50 PM
hahhah.. what an excellent discovery. that's the beginning of a good day if you ask me
Posted by: kibbutz at April 23, 2005 08:11 PM
i really wish i had seen that er episode. did the boy pass out when his eye popped out?
Posted by: eva at April 25, 2005 04:01 PM
plundering doody hole....now thats classic. alison, thats quite a find if you ask me.
Posted by: rails at April 26, 2005 08:32 AM
eva- the boy on er with his eye ball was screaming and saying something like "i can't see! i can't see!!!" and it was pretty funny.
i wish that I was the one that came up with "plundering a doody hole". but i am not that smart.
Posted by: alison at April 26, 2005 08:42 AM
alison-don't you think it would be more funny if his eye was danglin' that he could see? and he was looking at whatever his eye was flopping around?
Posted by: eva at April 27, 2005 03:48 PM
you're right, i would be MOST funny if one eye was dangling and looking at the other eye. and the eye still intact was looking at the dangledoo and then he screamed "my eyes! they are looking at each other!!! fix it !!"
Posted by: alison at April 27, 2005 05:04 PM
totally.
Posted by: eva at April 28, 2005 07:23 PM