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May 27, 2005
a story
brent and brian's b-day is tomorrow ( i think. i'm not positive. i'm not that good of a friend)
anyway, here are two stories.
brent: in sixth grade brent and i had computer class together. since we had assigned seating we didn't sit anywhere near each other and so we never talked. but i still knew that he was in the class because i'm aware of my surroundings. so on the last day of computer class we were standing around waiting to leave and he comes up to me and says "oh hi alison! are you in this class?" and i said "yeah." and he said "oh. i didn't know that you were in this class."
brian: brian and i were in the same first grade class. at one point we even sat next to each other. this one day the kid who sat in front of me was wearing sweatpants. he was gross. he had a bubble butt. so he was standing up and and his sweatpants butts were all up around my desk and i didn't like that. so i took my scissors and made some scissors chopping motions at his butt. haha right? brian didn't think so. he threated to tell on me.
here is another story about brent because the first story was sort of lame: once we were at the library with carolyn and carolyn farted. a few days later brent said "remember when i farted at the library" i made a big deal about how brent thought he was the one who farted when really it was carolyn. he really hates it when i tell that story."REMEMBER WHEN CAROLYN FARTED BUT YOU PASSED IT OFF AS YOUR OWN?" anyway, i think the whole thing started because brent would fart and then look at me like he expected me to be shocked or something. i might have been because he had never farted around me.
end of stories.
Posted by alison at May 27, 2005 02:28 PM