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June 03, 2005
everything right is wrong again
here is a list of all the annoying things that have happened recently:
1. last weekend we were at market time and although i wasn't going to buy a toffee bar, I looked in the bin and there was a pile of fig bars and a new lable that said something like "fig bars". i asked what happened and they said "oh they're probably just out right now. we put that other stuff in there to make it look full". okay. last night i went there to get corey some salt and pepper chips and still NO TOFFEE BARS! i don't remember the last time i had one but it was a while ago. if they never get them again i will feel bad.
2. i made a fish cat toy the other day. i attached a leather string to it and the cat loves it when we dangled it around for her. yesterday i noticed that more than half the string is gone. maybe she chewed it off? maybe she ate it?? i don't know. but what i do know is that last night i had a dream that she had a kitty ultra sound and there was a long string in her tummy and she needed an operation. i cried about it because i didn't want her to die. i really hope she didn't eat it.
3. last night i slept on the couch because corey has weird sleeping patterns and i didn't want to wake him up with me rolling around and the baby kitty jumping all over the place. so he woke up 3:45-ish because he was done sleeping. (what the fuck?!!?!) and so i went into the bedroom to go to sleep. so i was laying there and the cat wouldn't come sleep by me. instead she sniffed my toenails. she is gross. anyway, i fell asleep for a while but then corey got ready and made a lot of getting dressed noises and it sucked a lot. it seems like if I get good sleep then he gets bad sleep. if i get bad sleep he gets good
sleep.
4. even though i got crappy sleep i made myself get up at my normal time, 7:45.the whole reason i get up then is so i can shower and get dressed before little house on the prairie comes on. so i got in the shower and noticed that nobody else (upstairs) was using water. so i was 3/4 of the way done when ass-face upstairs decides that he
needs to use the shower too. ohmigod. this infuriates me beyond belief!! why does he do this?! we have never had these kinds of water problems before. i have never heard anyone taking a shower at the same time before. i remember when it first happened the next day after I got up 10 minutes earlier to avoid it. and SO DID HE. i hate him so
much. so anyway, this morning: i turned all of my water off. then I turned the hot water all the way on. then i turned it off and turned the cold water all the way on. then i finished my regular shower and then just to drive the point home i turned the hot water on all the
way for about 5 minutes. he is a jerk. so by the time this ended it was already 8:10 which means that I missed the first part of LHoTP!! and guess what? i heard some noises
in the stairwell and looked outside and saw the across the hall neighbor and upstairs jerk getting ready to go FISHING. fishing?! why does he need to shower for fishing? and why didn't he leave at like 5 in the morning? isn't that what people do when they go fishing? plus, he's balding so a shower for him should really only take 2 minutes. a
scrub here and a scrub there. i am a girl and i am allowed to take 20 minute showers.
5. people who call work have really bad phone manners. here is a lesson on manners for everyone reading this: if you are calling a business to talk to a particular person, don't just say "is jerk-face there?" and when the person on the other line says "may I tell him
who's calling don't say "it's butt-face". Guess what? You are not the only butt-face that calls here. so tell me where you're from. and you are not in 5th grade anymore, that is not how to ask for someone on the phone. instead, why not say: "hi, this is (your name here) from (wherever you work) and (i'm returning so and so's call or i'm calling about such and such)."? if you decide not to do this, don't act put out when the person on the other line asks for your name or where you're calling from because you could have just mentioned it in the first place. also, maybe you are one of those people who say's "this is jerk-face calling for thestoredownthestreetgarblygookfloopydoo". Well, thanks for telling me where whoyouareandwhereyou'recallingfrombutFLEEPITYDOOOFLARFIMOO!
maybe you could be a little more clear about it when you call. if some one asks you to repeat what you said don't say it so slow and over emphasize your words. "it's jerk. face. from. the. store. down. The stre-eet. " i am not retarded. you are retarded because you don't have phone skills. and i hate you and don't call back again.
Posted by alison at June 3, 2005 08:18 PM