Here is an idea. Put on your most favorite album in the world, loud, and start by cleaning the bathroom. After take a shower and kick back to enjoy a job well done. If you are feeling especially frisky you could work on the kitchen and maybe vacuum. By this time your favorite album will have repeated twice, that is a good thing, keep the hard work up and finish by cleaning up around the computer. Now I know the bedroom is going to be tough, but don't sweat it, just take everything and put it through the laundry regardless if it's clean or not. At this point you'll be extremely tired and exhausted. Now just call somebody to brag about all the sweet work you have done. Congratulations, your place is clean!

okay greg, i did what you said. i treated myself to a nutty bar for a job well done after i cleaned the bathroom. that's what you said to do right? so i made some piles a little neater and then i vacuumed. i think it looks 75% better which is good enough for me. and it better be good enough for corey considering that one time i was gone and he cleaned the entire apartment. which was totally great, and then i went into the bedroom and all of the clothes we owned were piled on top of the bed. the pile was like 4 feet high. i'm not kidding. anyway, yeah. nuttbar.