June 24, 2005
the following conversation just took place
me:(picking up phone) Hello?
lady: corey!?
me: corey isn't here right now.
lady: mrs argentina?
me: yes?
lady: hi. if you participate in this short 5 question survey we will send you TWO FREE videos!! do you subscribe to cable or satellite?
me: uh, neither.
lady: oh? okay, do you have a VCR or DVD player?
me: both.
lady: both? okay do you rent or buy movies?
me: rent.
lady: okay, well what was the last good movie you watched?
me: uhhhhhhh, i don't know...
lady: (laughs) too many to choose from?
me: yeah, i guess
lady: so what do you usually watch? action, drama, romance, comedy, or adult?
me: (those are my only choices?) i guess comedy.
lady: okay do you think watching girls gone wild in your home is favorable or unfavorable?
me: (laughing) well. i don't watch it in my home. But I guess I’m not really offended by it...
lady: good then we'll send you two girls gone wild videos for free: girls gone wild games and girls gone wild co-ed tryouts!
me: oh, well i don't think i need that..
lady: okay bye.
man, corey's flight got cancled because the plane engine is a piece of crap.
i'm so sick of seeing tom pukeface cruise on tv. i just got off the phone with corey and told him how much i hated tom cruise. he said "psssh that's the popular thing to do now!" i'm sure it is, but i still think he's ugly and stupid and dumb and i hate him. i have nothing more to say about it here. if you want to know more, ask me in person.
corey's coming home at 1 in the morn now, so i'm going to go hang around joann fabrics.
Posted by alison at June 24, 2005 07:28 PM
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I hate Tom Cruise too. And I'm not just saying that to be trendy. He's criticizing other people's medical choices in gossip columns. I'm also incredibly afraid for Katie Holmes and I never gave a flying fuck one way or another about her. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen an episode of Dawson's Creek or any other.... oh, wait. I saw "The Gift" so I saw her boobs. Woo. I think she's been brainwashed by L. Ron. I heard he sent one of his people to follow her around.
Anywho, hope things are well with you, even though you missed the Little House on the Prairie reunion. Melissa Gilbert said she missed you too.
Posted by: Shannon at June 28, 2005 03:37 AM
melissa gilbert is seriously the most annoying actor ever. i mostly watch it to see nellie and mrs olsen be crazy and to look at almonzo's hair. he is cute. i don't understand what he see's in melissa.
i'm watching it right now and some boy fake fainted because laura threatened to not give him any supper. then she threw a blanket it on him. i don't get it.
ANYWAY,
TC is a weiner. i read somewhere that katie was asked about the scientology stuff and she said she was "embracing it!" and taking classes. taking classes? according to tom cruise you cannot "understand" scientology.
so what's the point of the classes?
here is a quote from the matt lauer interview
"Do you know what Aderol is? Do you know Ritalin? Do you know now that Ritalin is a street drug? Do you understand that?"
what the fuck? i think just about everyone understands that ritalin is used on the "street". why wouldn't matt lauer understand that? reading that whole thing makes me crazy. i have to stop now or i'm gonna be having a bad day!
Posted by: alison at June 28, 2005 09:00 AM