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July 06, 2005
what is grosser than stepping on a snail shell?
i just made corey a lunch for today. last night he went shopping with me and it's never a good idea for us to go together because we always remember that we need all of these expensive things and then we spend too much. also, he likes to buy lunch meat in those little cardboard boxes. i like to buy it from the deli counter. so last night he picked out two butterball turkey card board packs. this morning i opened the one that i thought was a grosser flavor. i mustarded the bread (no mayo because he had an over load this weekend) then i opened the plastic thing of the meat and there was blue and green mold all over it. BARF! i showed corey while he was taking a shower. he said i should return it. i will never again by boxed turkey. or ham.
Posted by alison at July 6, 2005 07:43 AM
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awakening to a text message as so:
"Oh my gosh, I am so sorry I have pink eye and mouth herpes"
Top that.
Posted by: Greg Horne at July 8, 2005 02:49 AM
um, washing your face and a big slimy boogie is coming out of your nose and you have to touch it to get it out? is that worse?
no, probably not.
my eye was hella itchy this morning. corey asked if i had pink eye. i think it's just an eye lash.
who gave you pink eye? and mouth herpes?
Posted by: alison at July 8, 2005 08:21 AM
deeeeeeeeeeer alison,
my grocery store takes moldy returns all the time. don't worry about it.
last night i took home some tofurkey dogs that were tomato/basil flavored and they are the most delicious thing to eat in the whole wide world. they are also both hearty and filling.
i have been working three hours at the math library and eight and half hours at madison market yesterday, i will today, i did on tuesday, and i will on saturday.
your friend,
brent.
Posted by: brent at July 8, 2005 09:46 AM
Nobody gave me pink eye, but the scenario IS grosser than Corey stepping on a snail shell.
Posted by: Greg Horne at July 8, 2005 01:20 PM
greg, corey didn't step on the snail shell. he would never do that because he is not a jerk. I AM THE JERK!
i'm glad you don't have pink eye. praise the lord!!
brent: go to hell.
just joking!
i returned the moldy meat and got $1.67 back. the lady said "i wouldn't want it either!"
i didn't feel bad about returning it because i know that FM is good about returns. one time my dad bought milk and it leaked all over and when he got home poured the rest in a bowl and then returned the carton. yea for FM!!!
the wang doodle upstairs is playing really annoying music that sounds like this "boom CHICHI boom CHICHI boom CHICHI boom CHICHI boom CHICHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i still hate him.
i hope corey gets home soon so we can leave this place.
Posted by: alison at July 8, 2005 06:53 PM
i saw the snails at M&Ds house too. what was that about? i thought only we had snails, and only becuase we didn't take care of our yard. we set out a beer trap but it only caught the slugs. then it overflowed with slug corpses and didn't work anymore still snails. everywhere. i'm going to sleep now becuase it's only right.
Posted by: skootz at July 10, 2005 09:55 PM
how many slug corpeses did you find? more than 5? i hope so. that would be gross to find a bowl of beer overflowing with slugs. did you put salt on the dead slugs? if you did then you're a jerk.
but i would have done it too. so don't worry.
Posted by: alison at July 11, 2005 05:19 PM