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July 20, 2005
here is what happened last night when i tried to fall asleep.
i got in bed and it was hot because corey doesn't like the window open. so i laid there and tried to get comfortable. i had the usual jimmy legs but since corey was sleeping i tried to keep them still. i think i ended up falling asleep but i would wake up and be all 'shit! was i just asleep and now i'm awake? now i have to start all over again!'
that happened about three times. then i fell asleep again and woke up as corey was getting up to go to the couch. i asked if he was going in there because of jimmy legs and he said no. so now i had the whole bed and a window i could open. yes! i fell asleep again and had a really scary dream about guns and stuff. i hate those kinds of dreams. right as my dream is reaching maximum scariness i woke up. someone outside was beating on the garbage cans and yelling. here is what it sounded like :
WHAMMM!!! (muffled) "son of a bitch!" BANGBANGBANG!!!!! (feet shuffleing) "ahhh!" BANGBANGBANG "i'm vewy upset!!!!" (shuffle shuffle shuffle) "BITCH!!!!"
so i went out to the living room and corey was up and looking out the window. i asked what was going on and he said "someone is beating up the garbage cans"
i saw the guy running around the laundry mat and he was wearing a hiking back pack and looked pretty short. corey then yelled at him to "be quiet or we'll call the cops" which i'm laughing at as i type because it's just really dorky. be quiet? ha.
so then i went back to bed and the guy made more noise and i couldn't sleep. i got jimmy legs again which turned into jimmy arms and then into jimmy body which really really sucks because it involves not only your regular body parts like legs, arms, torso, and head, but also your blanket, pillow, and matress. it was terrible.
oh yeah, corey also set the alarm to go off at 5am. i don't really have a problem with that if it's set to radio. but it wasn't, it was set to beep beep beep beep beep beep....
the bottom line is that i'm up now so who really cares? nobody!
okay bye,
love,
alison
Posted by alison at July 20, 2005 07:25 AM