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December 20, 2005
i got a salad spinner last night.
are you watching LHotP right now? nellie olson is trying to get some hog farmin' boy to be her boyfriend. i mean, he doesn't even wear shoes!! what is she thinking?
this show is gay.
yesterday i went shopping about 8 different times.
i went to FM THREE times. first in the morning to get breakfast items and deposite checks, then in the evening with corey for food shopping, and then in the even later evening to buy a gift for a gammie.
so add in between the FM visits a trip to ross, target, PCC, mudd bay, and the bon.
i won't go into details except for this: NEW SALAD SPINNER. now i can finally eat salad! because it will be spinned!!!
the hog farm boy just bought a ring for nellie's b-day. he used the money he was saving for a rifle. this boy is so stupid.
okay, well, yeah, so, i'm warshing some clothes right now and then i need to wrap the rest of stuff for corey's fam and send it away.
i also need to finish getting dressed.
enough time wasting.
love,
ralison
p.s. the hog farm boy's dad just asked miss beatle to be his wife. HELLO!?!? she's saying no. wait... maybe it's a yes. i'm not sure. this will probably be a "to be continued". he told her to take her time. hog boy just said "looks like paw's fixin' to marry again!!" NOOOOOOO!! HOG BOY JUST ASKED NELLIE TO MARRY HIM! she's saying no. she's not old enough. and she doesn't know how to be a wife. okay, i need to stop watching this show. oh wait, shit, nellie said yes. what is she, like, twelve? besides, i already know that she's not really going to marry him because i've seen the other show where she gets married for reals and gets preggers.
**UPDATE: nellie and hog's are getting married. it seems to be the middle of the night because the guy who is marrying them is wearing a night cap. and NOW THEY ARE MAKING OUT. she said "now what" and hog says "i guess we gotta get a room." puke.
UPDATE2: mrs olsen just stopped by thejustice of the peace to ask if they got married. he said "yes, they are married for better, or most likely for worse" haha! and now, OHMIGOD! NELLIE CAME OUT WEARING SOME KIND OF HAIR CAP WITH HAIR TIES AND HOG IS IN HIS LONG UNDERWEAR AND THEY ARE GONNA DO IT. wait!! the olsen parents are here! they have a rifle!! hog and nellie ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE SEX!
Posted by alison at December 20, 2005 08:55 AM