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February 09, 2006
joss stone, rye bread, people without feet/legs/faces
am i the only one who is sick of joss stone? once upon a time i thought "oh, this girl has a nice voice" and now it's like "girl, shut up your voice!!!"
i'm tired of seeing her standing on a stage wearing a long dress and waving her hand around. and put some shoes on why don't ya? yeeesh. she bugs me.
hey, you know what makes a reallly delicious sammich? rye bread. yes!! the only thing that could be better is maybe some marble rye. i haven't seen that anywhere in a long time so i'll just stay with the regulary rye. not the kind with caraway seeds though, that stuff is nast. pumpernickle rye is the best.
last night i was driving home and saw a guy walking around without feet. yes! with OUT feet! my first thought when i saw him was "whoa, that guy seems to be shorter than he should be." and then "why is he leaning forwards like that?" then i looked away because i was driving. on second glance i noticed he was all leg.
i just rememered the time we were driving somewhere with brad and got off of 99 somewhere in belltown and saw a dude with one leg riding a bike. one leg!! on a bike!!
pictures of a face replant (via wikipedia)
that should do it for today.
i'm otta here.
Posted by alison at February 9, 2006 12:25 PM
Comments
Damn straight about Joss Stone! Crazy about the footless man... on both legs? I just found out some one I sort of know doesn't have any toes... Very strange.
Posted by: Claire at February 20, 2006 11:08 AM
yes, both legs. it was the weirdest thing i've ever seen. when i tell people they don't believe me.
no toes you say? how do they wear sandles? eew.
Posted by: alison at February 20, 2006 09:44 PM
