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December 28, 2006
christmas miracle.
so, the other day corey got home from work and said "someone took a huge dump on the back door steps."
and i was all like "wha...?"
and he was all like "uhhh. yeah."
so i walked down there and pushed the door open a little. there, sitting on the landing was a huge pile of "soft serve style" poo. HUMAN FECES.
the size of a soft ball.
on our door step.
this isn't the first time that we've seen human waste around our building. the first day we moved in, i looked out the window and saw a man peeing behind our car. and just a few months ago we walked out the door and saw a woman pulling her sweatpants up... and a pee puddle next to our car. once i saw a lady squat, in broad daylight, in the middle of the the parking lot and as soon as she finished she looked around to see if anyone saw her. then she walked into the laundry mat.
anyway, the poo pile stayed on the step over night and into the next morning. we left to go somewhere and when we returned it was gone. it looked as if someone had spatula-ed it off the ground. there is a smear stain where it once was. and a skit mark on the floor inside, where someone must of stepped in it, and slipped.
we've only been using the front door since this happened. and it totally sucks to walk around just to toss the garbage out. but whatever.
Posted by alison at December 28, 2006 09:54 PM