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May 31, 2004
it smells like burning
yesterday we went to the arboretum and ate american sammiches.
later that day, we bought a lot of ween dogs and bbq'ed them.
WEEN DOGGIES.
after that we told pee/poop/vomit/drinking stories.
FUN TIMES
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May 30, 2004
it smells like butt
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May 29, 2004
it smells like beast
we went to the zoo today. and we ate pho.
saturday.
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May 28, 2004
WEIRD DREAM
butt face. i just woke up from the perfect dream. i'll skip to the good part though. i was camping with everyone that i know. so there was a lot of people there. i think there was even people i didn't know. anyway, it was the end of the trip and people were swimming in this lake. they were riding on this baby goat . i guess they were playing a game called "ride the baby goat under water" i thought it was mean because the goats face was under water. but when it needed to breathe it would just stick it's head up and open it's mouth. it was sooo cute!! then i took the goat out of the water because i still thought they were being mean. so i took it to this bed where somebody's baby was. they were laying on the bed together doing really cute things like posing cutely together. you know, like they would turn around and look at me at the same time? cute!! so i was taking pictures. the goat was all white and really cute and nice. they baby was okay too. then the baby talked to me inside my mind. it said "i need water" then i took the baby to the kitchen to get it water and it's mom asked why it had red spots on it's face. then she told me that the baby was probably alergic to the goat. i woke up after that.
right before the whole goat thingy happened, we were all going down this dirt road on a wagon and there was a bunch of cats on the side of the road. there was every color of kitty ever made! one was even TIE DYED!!!
i told corey about the goat dream. i tried to show him how cute the goat was being but he wouldn't look at me and said that he could "imagiane" how cute it was. then i asked if we could get a goat and he said "no!"
he's probably just tired and cranky so i'll ask him again later. and i'll be sure to show him the face that the goat made when it came up for air.
now i'm riding the cotton pony and thats probably why i'm in love with the goat of my dreams.
pony!!
Posted by alison at 08:01 AM | Comments (0)
May 27, 2004
no subject
today is rainy and i want to stay in bed all day. see, now that i have a job, i'm not lazy for saying that. before yesterday i would have been a dumpy slob for staying inside and in bed. right now i'm on vacation. sort of.
i can't stay in bed today anyway because i have to take my car to get fixed. it smells like something's burning. i hope a cat didn't get stuck in there. i wonder what a burning cat smells like...
i think what i'm gonna do is get ready really quickly and then drive to m-ville and lay around and eat food and watch tv. then i'll take the car at 2. then i'll go to ceramics after that. alone. because eva is writing a 1000 page paper.
ONE THOUSAND.
OH YEAH, last night we went to our "favorite mexi resteraunt" to celebrate my non-unemployment and there was a sign saying that it is CLOSING on the 30th.
i'm pissed. i got a chirizo burrito anyway. and it was still really good. but now we need to find a different place.
humphff.
Posted by alison at 08:14 AM | Comments (0)
May 26, 2004
job
i was just thinking about before i got a job i had a mental list of things i was going to do as soon as i got a job and had money to pay for things.
1. get a tattoo of a bird on my foot. or something else somewhere else.
2. pay my bills
3. pay corey back for paying my bills
4. by some new clothes.
5. save money to go on honey moon thingy
now that i have a job i'm going to have so much more free time. i won't have to look at craigslist anymore. or nwsource. or seattleweekly. or the stranger.
corey said we could go to dinner tonight. i am going to shit my pants. i think i want to go to the mexi place on the canal. or to someplace new that we've never been to.
Posted by alison at 02:07 PM | Comments (2)
holy poop
i went to my job interview today. at 11. it was a very short interview. she said she would call me. then i went home. when i got home i called corey and left a message. then i sat down and turned the tv on. i was probably doing that for less then 10 minutes when the phone rang. i thought it would be corey calling me back. BUT IT WAS THE GIRL FROM THE PLACE. she said " we'd like to offer you the job. so then i said "are you serious?
okay!"
so i FINALLY have a job!! and this is a good job too! the hours are perfect. 10-3 monday through friday. and it's $10 an hour.
and i can wear jeans there!!
i'm going to poop inside my pants!
Posted by alison at 12:13 PM | Comments (0)
May 25, 2004
the girl from the place i had an interview at called and left a message this morning asking if i could send her some references. i gave her dennis's, paul's, eva's and caroloin's numberses. i don't know if she called all of them. i called eva before hand and gave her a warning so i assume that she would tell me if anyone called. ANYWAY. the girl called back and said that my references all had really good things to say. especially dennis. she said he said that they were "sad to see me go"
i have an interview tomorrow at 11. which is good because fred meyer is having an interview something or other tonight at 5 which i can't go to. i would go if i knew that i would be going to ceramics on thursday but i don't think i am. JOB jobJOB JOB jobber JOB JOB JOB job
(maybe)
Posted by alison at 02:29 PM | Comments (0)
i made a good pizza
jiffy brand muffin, cornbread and pizza dough is the best food ever invented. it's hella cheap and HELLA easy to make.
that is all i have to say.
tuesday= ceramics fun times day
Posted by alison at 12:18 PM | Comments (0)
May 24, 2004
liberry
i just got back from going to the library and running other errands. while i was at the library this dude who was sitting in one of the window seats started to talk to me. the conversation went like this:
him: what's your name?
me: what?
h: what's your name?
m: um alison
h: i'm aubry
m: huh?
h: i'm aubry
m: aubry?
h: yeah
m: oh... hi?
h:do you live in this around here?
m: sort of...?
h: i live on 43rd and woodland park dr. do you know where that is?
m: um yeah.
h: you should stop by some time
m:
h: i watch tv a lot
m:
h: (looking down at his book) that's probably what we'd do.
m:
h: i need to get a vcr....
m: (scooting the other way)
i was really paranoid that he was going to follow me or something. but he didn't.
then i went to bartell's and got digi pictures printed. they are 4x3's instead of 4x6's so they are ten times COOLER.
Posted by alison at 04:47 PM | Comments (0)
i can smell my nose smelling
okay.
the first thing on my list of things to do today is "resize pictures and post on website"
i just finished it.
so now i have a lot of other things to do.
Posted by alison at 10:49 AM | Comments (0)
May 23, 2004
a sunday
today i went to m-ville alone.
first i went to my parents and talked about wedding thingers.
THEN i went to my sister-in-law's b-day party.
i ate a " cheese filled hotdog on top of a hamburger inside of a bun"
everyone kept telling me to slice it down the middle because it would be easier to eat.
some people just don't get it. i was only doing it to get attention. i know if brent or corey or anyone else of my own friends were there it would have been FUNNY. and people would have
"gotten it."
Posted by alison at 07:46 PM | Comments (0)
May 22, 2004
i'm at caroloins
corey is telling me to change change greggles stats page. to disney.com.
no change it to goat.cx. that's what greg is saying.
i will probably regret doing this tomorrow morn.
guest blogger:
I am tall, think highly of myself, DONT work on computers for a living and light candles only to blow them out. WHO AM I?
Hint: goggle.com
/end guest blogger
gregs a weener mobile.
Posted by alison at 10:05 PM | Comments (2)
May 21, 2004
i'm cleaning the desk off and just used old q-tips in my ears.
is that gross?
Posted by alison at 02:27 PM | Comments (2)
bobble head thingy
this is the bobble head cake topping thing that eva demanded that i put up so that she could show her sister.
BOBBLER!!
yesterday i went food shopping and i bought wrap things to wrap food in. eating regular food wrapped up is way better than eating it unwrapped.
before i went shopping i went to my interview. i got sort of lost even though my woman's intuition told me to turn where i was actually supossed to turn. i ended up going over the ballard bridge TWICE. anyway. during the interview the girl told me that "sometimes people might say some harsh words. they won't be directed at you, at least they shouldn't be. and you might even say something. is that okay with you?" i said that it was fine. i wonder if that is the deal breaker with this job.
fuck shit hell damn fart.
butt.
Posted by alison at 09:11 AM | Comments (2)
May 19, 2004
oh yeah
you need to know this:
i have an interview tomorrow at some place in ballard. at 12.
now i'm going to eat the rest of my muffin bread and go to the librararier.
Posted by alison at 02:11 PM | Comments (0)
this spider has been hanging around for a few days. sunday it was on the ceiling. tuesday it was gone. and yesterday it was on the ceiling again. then TODAY here it is on the chair. watching me. stalking me. it knows i know it's there because i've been taking pictures. and now i don't know where she is. this bothers me.
instead of MUFFINS, i made muffin BREAD or "coffee cake". i sprinkled brown sugar and cinnimin on the top. this is elevendy billion times better than a plain muffin.
HUMPHFF.
Posted by alison at 01:25 PM | Comments (0)
May 17, 2004
thingy
i did almost all the things on my list.
i dropped liberry stuff off. and mail. and i went to the aurora antique place to see about a job. i had an "interview" with the woman there. she was very nice. and it went well. she said she'd "be in touch" which of course means anything. so i'll call on wednesday. this job doesn't pay very much. and it's not very many hours. but it seems like it would still be fun. i'm tired and i need to clean and do some more thingy-doo's. and i'm tired. greg's a butt face.
Posted by alison at 05:12 PM | Comments (2)
computing chair
this weekend we got a NEW COMPUTER CHAIR! we got it at the goodwill in pasco and it was only $4.50. we also went to a "family reunion" sort of thing. but the chair is more important.
while we were there we stayed with my mom's friend and her husband. they watch starting over and are more obsessed than even I. holy crap. she told me of a "spoiler" website which has rumors and other stuff. it's not as good as i thought it was going to be, but it's still good to know that it exists.
this morning i've been busy sending resumes out and filling out applications and writing cover letters. i have two things to send off in the mail.
today i need to:
-mail job thingys
-return stuff to library
-go to aurora antique mall and see about getting job
-do dishes
-something else
Posted by alison at 11:57 AM | Comments (0)
May 13, 2004
christ on a stick
elimidate just had an oldy style episode. with 50 year old peeps.
quick greg, cover up.
your stats are showing!!
greg sucks a wing wanger.
Posted by alison at 12:03 AM | Comments (1)
May 12, 2004
nancy
some lady just called. something about opinion something responsible someone in the household... research. or something else. they called last night and asked when a better time to call back would be. i said "4:00" . they are a little early. so today the lady said "what time is a better time to reach this person" i said "umm 6:00"
and then she said "and who should i ask to speak to?" and then I SAID "nancy"
i have a feeling i may have gotten myself into something...
Posted by alison at 02:59 PM | Comments (0)
a bad dream
last night i had a dream some one was stabbing me. i can now add this to the three dreams i have had where i get shot. not good. i don't remember all of this dream. except that someone was making me tap dance on someones deck. and i didn't have real tap shoes. so i kept apologizing. it wasn't a good dream.
last night the america's next top model special was on. corey didn't record the very first part but the rest was pretty much a dump. yoanna is a jerk and i must have missed the part where they talked about mercedes. she is nice. and she should have WON.
i'm trying to fill out a FAFSA (which i keep wanting to call a "FASFA" because it sounds better) so that i can find out if i can get any money to go to school. i really hope i can get some money somewhere. because i think i'm almost ready to go to school and actually want to learn.
Posted by alison at 12:37 PM | Comments (0)
May 10, 2004
a weekend
rarr. this was a good weekend. something must have happened on friday. but whatever it was, i totally just forgot. saturday we went to whole foods to get mom-day gifts. whole foods is a dump. but it's a different kind of dump. not a dumpy dump. it's nice. but annoying. because it's ten times yuppier than pcc or trader joes. because it's ten times bigger. after that we went to lily's b-day foof'n'doodle over at russlers. i drank my fair share of gin and tonics and it was good times. at one point russler ordered pizza and i don't know what flavor i had but it tasted like BACON. it was the best pizza EVER.
sunday corey put power steering fluid in the car and now it drives like it's brand new or something. then it was mom and g-ma time . after we got home we went on a good long walk and it was all fun times.
Posted by alison at 05:10 PM | Comments (0)
May 07, 2004
not my baby
lisa came over yesterday with a baby. her own personal baby. i held her and then she fell asleep on me while watching oprah!!!
in other , more disappointing news, i emailed the guy at the screen printing place. he hired some other girl who had already been doing the same job at another place. he said "i did like you and i think you would have been great. but i'm so busy that i don't know when i'd have time to train you."
what the hell? he would have hired me if this OTHER LADY didn't come along. meh. meh.
meh.
i have to make mother's day card things for corey's mom and g-ma. i don't know what i'm gonna make. then i have to mail their presents. corey's mom is getting a set of yard flamingo things and g-ma is getting the present we got her for x--mas but never sent. it's a window dangly thing.
i feel like i have a million things to do today. but it's probably not really that many.
maybe only elevendy thousand. i think.
Posted by alison at 10:57 AM | Comments (0)
May 05, 2004
atm try-outs
was at america's top model !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by alison at 10:47 AM | Comments (0)
May 04, 2004
okay
last night i had a really gross dream. i guess there were people in a crate. and the crate was on a railroad track. then a horse came and stomped on the box. the people squished out of the sides. it was gross. then a train came and the crate was on the tracks. THEN there was a guy on a motorcycle and he was right next to the train. i think he hit a rock or something and flew off of his bike. then he landed on his head and his skull cracked open and all of his brains came out. i really don't know what to think of this. it must mean something.... but what???
today is FINALLY tuesday. i want my pot things.
before i can do that i have to go shopping for mom day gifts for corey's mom. i don't know what to do. it has to be mailable. and i need to have enough money left over to buy cards. and buy gas and i also need to mail them. in the mail. MAIL.
i hate sending people cards. they are so impersonal. i would rather not send a card. but a note on a piece of notebook paper. i don't think corey would go for that. and i don't think we have notebook paper.
i also really really want to buy some magazines. i am having withdrawl. i need to get lucky. and nylon. but mostly i just want to get a lucky. magazine.
i really shouldn't be doing this. but why is this allowed to happen?
Posted by alison at 09:33 AM | Comments (0)
May 03, 2004
top of my muffin for me.
i made blueberry muffins.
today is monday and i want it to be tomorrow. i want the screen printing guy to call me. if he doesn't call me i will call him. then i want to go to ceramics because the glaze firing will be done. i should have about TEN pieces finished. i am scared and excited. i hope they turn out okay.
anyway. starting over is practically over so now i can get on with my day. i should take a shower. and then maybe clean the shower. and pick stuff up. then maybe some dishes. and then library time. who knows.
Posted by alison at 01:57 PM | Comments (0)
May 02, 2004
i'm still hungry
WHOA. whoa..
so our computer was "broke" for a long time. like since thursday or something. and today it got "fixed". it turns out that sometimes computers are actually not smart, but very dumb. just so you know.
in other news: i went to job interview on friday. at a screen printing place. in woodinville. woodinville is a dumpy dump but i wouldn't mind working at this place. the guy said that my resume seemed like it was from a "real person" and then he also said that he liked me. then he said he'd call or email me on tuesday. then i met his wife. i think it was the best, most "real" iterview i've had. one where they weren't asking me stupid questions and expecting a fake answer. FINALLY.
saturday we moofed around. it was okay. then we went to m-ville and i atempted to make a "toffee bar" market time style, but it just turned into a bar cookie which is totally differnt. it was okay. then we went to eva's and sat around a fire. now our clothes smell like bacon.
BACON!!
Posted by alison at 04:24 PM | Comments (0)