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July 31, 2004

SATURDAY AFTER NOON.

we will go to eva's party soon. i bought jagermeister and i am excited. we ate american sandwiches for lunch so today has been good so far.
also, we washed all the dishes.

i still have a rash on my hand. it might be fungus.

GROSS DUDE.

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July 30, 2004

kitty doodles.

Posted by alison at 02:44 PM | Comments (0)

clenching

everyone is at lunch. i need to blast through this dump that i'm clenching. it doesn't help that the postal service is on the radio either.

i feel bad that i yelled at corey this morning. now i feel like i should make it up to him. even though i feel like he did a huge disservice to me by eating all the bread.

anyway. i ate cereal with milk this morning. i think that is my my bowel is irritable.

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wurd

gangbusters

carbuncle

Posted by alison at 11:43 AM | Comments (0)

re:lunch

after i ate my cereal with toenail slivers this morning i decided i should probably also get my sandwich for lunch ready. i went to the kitchen and looked for the bread. i saw the milton bread that i had used to make corey's PB toast sandwich with earlier. there was now only a heal piece left. this was okay though because we had other bread that i had planned to make my sammy with. RYE BREAD. this rye bread is more expensive then a $3.15 pack of miltons bread and you get only half a loaf. i looked at the top shelf where it had been the night before when corey and i stood in the kitchen looking at it and talking about it. i don't remember what we said but it was probably "wheres the rye bread" and "it's up there" i remember that there was more then half of the half-loaf left. as of yesterday i had only made TWO sandwiches with it. so i looked in the other cupboard and it wasn't in there. i feared that corey might have eaten it and tossed the bread sack in the garbage. but there was no sack in the garbage. then i called corey and left a message: "where is the rye bread?!" then i went over by the computer and there on the extra chair was an empty bag. when i saw this i almost started crying because now i wouldn't have a lunch and making sandwiches for lunch is my favorite thing to do. i was also pissed because this bread is fucking expensive and now it is gone. we still have tons of sandwich toppings left but they are useless now. i called corey again and said "where is the rye bread" and he said "i ate it"
then i yelled at him. am i going to have to put a lock on the cupboard?
i am a very picky eater sometimes and it's not fair for corey to eat all the bread that i like. don't get me wrong. miltons is really good bread and all. but i prefere the red pack to the purple pack because it has less taste and is more dense.
if i would have known the rye bread was gone i would have yelled at corey and not made him a toast sammy this morning. he could have gone without. this was totally unfair.

after i thought about it longer i decided that it was too hard to be mad at corey with out him being present. so then i decided i could probably just go to fucking market tme and buy a stupid sandwich there. then i called corey and apologized.
i just hate spending money for sandwiches i could be making at home that would be just as good.

Posted by alison at 11:08 AM | Comments (0)

breakfast

i'm eating cereal and just saw something that looks like a toenail clipping.
if i didn't alrady know that the cereal i'm eating had "almond slivers" in it i might be grossed out.

i am tired and today is going to be the same as the days before today were.

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July 29, 2004

am i a great g-f or WHAT?

i just hand washed a pair of corey's socks so that he'd have some to wear tomorrow. i don't really feel like doing real laundry right now.

some dude was just outside waiting for the bus and he had his ghetto blaster turned on with mexi music and he left it sittting on the street. unattended. JEEZE.

core-dog is sleeping and i need something to do. i want to clean and it's cool enough to clean now but i don't want to be loud. plus there is not enough natural light. or artifical light for that matter.

okay. i'll be back soon to talk about something else meaninglessly boring.

Posted by alison at 09:30 PM | Comments (2)

ear dangler

okay. greg asked. so here it is. the dangling elephant earing dangler.
dangle is my new favorite word.

dizzydangler.

i want corey to get home so we can eat food! it's hot and i have a headache. the same complaints i always have...
i have a rash on the palm of my left hand. EWW!

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July 28, 2004

earing

eva gave me elephant earings this afternoon.
my favorite gift is any gift made out of an elephant.

or maybe a wiener dog.

Posted by alison at 10:38 PM | Comments (2)

$

i guess i have two dollars in my purse. i will go to market time and buy some kind of butterfinger icecream bar. and something else maybe.

toots.

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remembrance

this weekend i look forward to celebrating eva's b-day. i plan on getting blasted, if you don't mind. i remember last year we walked from brad's old house to corey's old house. corey couldn't go to the party because he was packing his stuff to move into our apartment. so brent and eva and i waited for him and then we walked to our apartment and played "dead dog" in the grass on the sidewalks. that was the best time i've ever had playing dead dog. i remember something about making animal noises too. i don't think it was barking, because dead dogs don't bark. so it was probably something else. i will have to ask corey.
my plan is to reenact the whole scenario again. brent won't be there so i will need to find a replacement.

i hope i don't shit my pants in anticipation....

Posted by alison at 01:22 PM | Comments (10)

back pain

all of this undue stress is giving me a back ache. i also feel that a bad case of diarrhea will be on it's way soon if i don't calm down.
since i've been at work there has been no actual "work" to do so i am doing okay. i perused the ikea catalog too and it's got me wanting and needing things.

the plants that we moved into the "sitting room" are doing much better . one of the trees was drooping very badly and now it's taller than i am.
i like to see progress.

Posted by alison at 12:17 PM | Comments (0)

fart face

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. i feel like i'm moving in slow motion today. i'm pretty sure it took me all of 20 minutes to make a stupid sandwhich. HELLO?
i'm still tired and i think it's going to be hot out today and i only have a long sleeve shirt to wear. this is NOT going to be my day.
i have the word "grippa" stuck in my head. my brother told it to me and i don't know what it means but i keep saying it over and over and over and over . i know how annoying i can be to other people but i never thought i would be so annoying to myself. WHO KNEW!?

i'm sure there's going to be elevendy billion things for me to file and copy and email and staple and type today. EAT A BUTT!!!!!

Posted by alison at 09:48 AM | Comments (0)

too much stuffs.

i have too much crap to do right now and i am really kicking myself in the groin for not doing it sooner. why didn't i make the "bridemaid" girls buy a dress two months ago? why couildn't i just pick one myself? there is plenty of dresses i like now. and i could pick something but it is too late to get things made now.
we are doing okay making our invitations but i'm trying to get directions from kubota garden to the zoo without going on I-5.
i am tired. i haven't been getting good enough sleep.

i am listening to the song "eurodisco" by bis right now. i get it stuck in my head all the time now because it was playing in the dubliner on the 4th of july when we were there. because i was ass-faced drunk i kept thinking that i heard it somewhere else before. i guess i must have heard it from corey because he has the cd. but every time i asked him to remind me what song it was he told me to "shut up". anyway. i just remember it so i had to look and find it.
another song is now getting stuck in my mind, "one horse town" from the thrills. i heard it last saturday and thought that when i heard it before it was by someone else that wasn't the thrills. i hadn't even really heard of the thrills when i went looking for the song. so now i need to heard the song more so that i can figure out where i heard it! this is driving me crazy!!!!

i need to start getting my priorities straight but it doesn't really matter how many lists of things i make because it doesn't really get done.

boof'n'troop

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July 26, 2004

2:11 pm

i'm still tired from this morning but i can go home in a few shakes, so it's not so bad. right now i'm thinking of a nap, but i know that by the time i get home i won't be tired. that sucks. yesterday i took a nap at around 3 and it lasted until 5:30 ish. corey was also sleeping and he didn't get up till way after i did. i washed clothes in the laundry-a-torium and there was two girls and a guy there who had never been to a laundry-a-torium before. one girl kept saying "where am i supposed to put this?" or "how much are the dryers? it doesn't say how much the dryers are!?" by the time my wash stuff was done ALL of the dryers were taken except one. she had put about 5 things in the jumbo dryer and then when i put my stuff in the one next to it she walked over with an armful stuff and made an irratated noise. then, about 25 minutes after she put her 5 things in the jumbo dryer she walked over to get her stuff and said "oh! it's dry!" she was stupid and i hate her. i usually enjoy doing laundry there because i can get a lot done at once but yesterday sucked because of the girl and the full dryers.

anywho. then i went shopping and saw a girl take a chocolate covered raisin from the bin and eat it. then while i was in line to pay the girl in front of me gave the cashier a open bag of cough drops. she said "these are open. i don't want them."

then i went home and corey willingly watched anne of green gables with me. WHAT???

Posted by alison at 02:24 PM | Comments (0)

dangle

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July 25, 2004

7-25-04

dear diary,
i haven't really had much to say since last wednesday. even wednesday's news was a little boring. here it is, sunday, and i've been doing different things, and stuff has happened, but i can't really remember it and my tummy hurts too much to type a lot.

yesterday we went to the new library. it was cool. thank god the two day heat wave is over. being inside was unbearable and being outside was worse. now we can open our shades and move around more. anyway. i look forward to doing laundry at the laundry mat place and then later going to get some food for next week. but before i do that i'm going to go take a sleep.

oh yeah. i coughed the worlds biggest throat boogie up yesterday morning. i felt it sitting in the back of my throat most of the night on friday. and i tried coughing it up but every one knows that throat boogies only come out when they are ready. there is no use forcing them. so anyway, i woke up saturday and was talking to corn-dog and then i felt it and i knew what it was. i coughed into my hand and ran to the b-room. then i dropped it into the sink to see it. it was really fucking big. then i picked it up with toilet paper to show corey. he was grossed out and i was even more grossed out because i just coughed it up. i probably should have taken a picture to document it but it was just too gross.

i just ate mac'n'cheese and corn bread for lunch. i feel sick and i need to lay down.

love,
alison

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July 20, 2004

worst pizza ever

yesterday me and fronts went to the nordstrom sale to meet up with cor-dog. he bought his "wedding" suit and some other thingy-doos. then we went home and ordered pizza from "olympia pizza II" which is the same place we ate pizza the last time the three of us went out boofalating. so corey found a coupon thing and asked what we should get and i said "artichoke hearts and tomatoes" because we got that last time. only this time we got the tomatoes cooked instead of uncooked. so they brought the pizza and it was most tasteless, boring pizza i have ever had. the crust was nothing. the cheese was plain and the artichokes tasted burnt. i hope we never ever eat there again. olympia pizza the second makes me hate pizza.

i'm debating wheter i should go rent the second season of the office after work or WAIT for the other 25 people who have it on hold from the library to be done with it. it will cost only $4 and i have a "5-er" in in my wallet right now. so it's totally do-able. but i also have anne of green gables ready at the library. so i'd have a lot of tv watching to get done.

tomorrow i get to go get a new chair for work.

the end.

Posted by alison at 02:05 PM | Comments (0)

July 19, 2004

buggle

i'm excited to go home after work. i think i'm going to try and find more clothes to sell at buffalo exchange.
i can only think of a few things that are decent that i don't wear that they might buy. i'm running out of clothes. i've noticed that the clothes pile on our floor is a little less pile-like. now it's more spread out. but still. it's there. i'm pretty sure there is a lot of empty drawers that could be filled. i want a closet organizer.
anyway, me and fronts have a date this afternoon. i am excited about that TOO.
maybe if i sell enough stuff we can stop by the goodwill and see what they have.

Posted by alison at 02:38 PM | Comments (0)

July 18, 2004

smoofy don't boof my tooflers

last night i had a dream that someone shot me. this is the 4th getting shot dream that i've had.
i was somewhere at someone's something. most of my friends were there. brady came up to me and said "did you hear about the guy that who came over in a helicopter? he asked everyone to hold up one finger if they were a republican and two if they were a democrat. then he shot all the republicans. isn't that weird?!?!"
so then the guy came back and he and since i knew what he was doing as soon as i saw him i held up two fingers. i think he said something to me like "oh you already knew about me" and then he just shot me anyway. THEN i was "dead" but i was still floating around doing something but i don't remember what it was. this dream was less scary than the other dreams where i get shot.

BTW: "smoofy don't boof my tooflers" means
" (name inserted here), don't chip my teeth out when i'm giving you a bj."
and it's sung to the tune of "ricky don't loose that number" by i don't know who.

Posted by alison at 09:36 AM | Comments (0)

July 17, 2004

clean undieware

eva called this morning and asked if we wanted to go to hatties hat and we said yes. since then, the first half of our "weekend wedding planning" plan went straight out the crap chute. so now it's 9:something and my shoulders are sunburned.

FYI: i spent a butt load on new chonies at the bon.

Posted by alison at 09:15 PM | Comments (0)

too early

every other day of the week i HAVE to wake up by eight. preferably BEFORE eight but that never happens. i am always too tired from the day before. even if i went to bed at a reasonable time. but OF COURSE if it is a weekend my body thinks i still need to NATURALLY wake up at the same time. so here i am. at eight. and i want to go back to bed. not like the other days when i want to go back to bed and i'm tired enough to go back to sleep but i can't. this sucks.

i think i needed to call eva for something this morning but i don't remember.
oh well.

farts.

Posted by alison at 08:14 AM | Comments (0)

July 16, 2004

cry for help

i am home from work. i am clean and dressed in new play clothes. i am ready for something fun to happen.
corey won't get home until probably after 9 because he has to work.

if someone wants to hang out with me then you should call and we can arrange something. remember, i'm all clean and i smell good. i am changed out of my work clothes and i promise to be funny and cute if we hang out. i will definately make it worth your while.

instead of making something happen myself, i will go lay on the couch and wait for my headache to go away and someone to call.

Posted by alison at 03:51 PM | Comments (0)

working

we just changed around the "sitting area" at work. there was big dying plants in the conference room that we moved to the sitting area. now i can watch them as they spring back to life. or continue to die. whichever they prefer.
there was also talk of getting a "work cat" and i am really excited about that idea. if i can't have a cat at home then my second choice would be to get a cat for work. i promise to feed and water it. and change the poop box too.

Posted by alison at 02:39 PM | Comments (0)

another day. the same as yesterday.

it's finally friday. i been at work a little over an hour but i'm already bored. i read all of the news that i'm interested in reading. so now i need to find something else to do. yesterday i started reading "coal miner's daughter" by loretta lynn and i guess i could read that some more...

yesterday was the return of our "big long walk" after a three-day hiatus. we went to the u-district via wallingford neighborhoods. we passed a dad and his daughter on one block and as i walked past the little girl she held up a double A battery and said "look what we found on the bus!!" and i said "whoa!!" and kept walking. i hope that she knows that i was genuinely excited for her even though i probably didn't sound it. she looked a little old to be so excited about her new find and she didn't look retarded so i'm wondering why her dad let her keep something found on the bus. i know if the situation was reversed and i was the little girl and corey was my father and i found something on the bus and asked if i could keep it, i know he would have slapped it out of my hand right then and there. he says he's not a germaphobe but he is always talking about how his jeans are too long and how they were dragging on the bathroom floor of a mens room and "probably" have feces particles dangling off of the loose threads. i don't know. last night there was a pair of gently used birkenstocks on the ironing board that i told him i was going to sell. he said "what are those doing on the ironing board. where all my clean shirts get ironed!" i know that these shoes haven't been used in over 9 months so i'm sure the germs are dead by now.

my hands still smell like garlic from last nights dinner. i am very grossed out and i can't stop washing them to get the smell off. now who's the germaphobe?

Posted by alison at 11:42 AM | Comments (0)

July 15, 2004

work

this is part of a conversation i just heard:

person 1: i flushed two times but it still won't go down.
person 2: well, go tell _______ about it.

i didn't get to hear what happened before that because there was a lot of people up here talking.

Posted by alison at 11:33 AM | Comments (0)

thursday

yesterday eva went with me to sell clothes at buffalo exchange. they bought everything i took because they're not very particular. while the boy was looking at my clothes the girl next to him was looking at someone else's clothes and she opened up a pair of pants and said "hey boy, look. i don't think these got washed".
then he walked away and said "thanks for showing me"

i think she showed him a period stain. GROSS.

so anyway i got $17.22 out of it and i promptly spent $16 on a chocolate explosion snack ( a brownie and chocolate milke) and then vegan thai food.

now it's tomorrow morning and i have to get ready for work.

Posted by alison at 09:35 AM | Comments (0)

July 14, 2004

i think it's wednesday

i have a nose boogie stuck inside my nose. it's not big but it's stuck and won't come out. it's very painful.
this morning while brushing my toofers i had a throat boogie. it was awful.

also, we saw napoleon dynamite last night and i still don't know what to think. i've been reading some reviews to see if maybe i can use someone else's opinion as my own, like i do with just about everything else, but i'm still confused. i guess i "liked" it but it didn't really have a story line. and i guess that not having a story line isn't really all that bad or anything. i don't know. maybe i'll ask corey what he thinks that i should think.

i have books and cd's to pick up today and i'm not going to say that i'll go and not actually go. today i will go. i have a "biggie smalls" cd on hold and i'm am really looking forward to it.

Posted by alison at 01:30 PM | Comments (0)

July 13, 2004

the rest of today

after work i went to the goodwill. i like this new goodwill because they have a lot of wood bowls and i'm really into wood stuff right now. but you have to be careful. because some wood stuff is ugly.
anyway. i found three things: a pair of banana republic chinos, a zippy collarless sweater which needs to be shrunken, and a straw hat. if i wear it i'm less likely to get skin cancer.

anyway. we're going to go see napoleon dynomite tonight and i'm am excited .
i'm waiting for my tank top to finish drying on the fan. i think i'm going to go braless tonight because it's so hot.

don't worry though, i'll wear a sweater so you can't see me nip.

Posted by alison at 05:47 PM | Comments (0)

stuff

i need new clothes.
mine are all too dumpy.

also:
nick called me last night to tell me that carolyn called him and told him that bugs layed eggs in her neck. GROSS! i guess she went to the "doctor" or something and they said that her body would "take care of it"

it reminds me of the story in the book "scary stories" book about the spider that layed an egg sack in a girls check. then it hatched and baby spidys came out. there was even a drawing of how gross it looked in the book. there was another story about a girl with ribbon tied around her neck and boyfriend or something always asked why she wouldn't take it off. then i think she went to sleep and he untied it and her HEAD FELL OFF. that was my favorite story.

Posted by alison at 01:57 PM | Comments (0)

July 12, 2004

guessing game

i will give the person who guesses what this is FIVE DOLLARIDOOS.

Posted by alison at 05:48 PM | Comments (1)

sticker

i bought a magazine today and this citibank ad was in it.

i helped myself. if you really want to know.

and then i hung it on the refrigerator.

Posted by alison at 05:37 PM | Comments (0)

a note

corey:

if you know what's good for you, you'll run up and down some stairs with me after we watch the ken jennings show.

remember, i make up the rules.

love,
alison

Posted by alison at 04:59 PM | Comments (0)

dress designathon

i'm going to be doing this after i get home.

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b-room

why is it that the one time i take a dump at work someone walks in as i'm leaving?

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monday

hero

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July 11, 2004

two things

thing the first:
last night as we were getting ready for bed (at 3 a.m.) corey farted at me, with no underwear on. i had a moment of clarity. if you know what i mean.

thing the second:
i cut a piece of my blister skin off last night. then i stapled it to a piece of paper and wrote "this skins for you" and folded it up and put it in an addressed envelope(with no return address OF COURSE). i won't say who i'm sending it too but i hope they appreciate it. i realized after i stamped the envelope that i forgot to put the ' in the word "skins"
now i feel stupid.

thing unrelated :
i'm still tired and i need to go back to bed but hunger pains won't let me.
i had a bad dream about mormons also.

the end

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July 10, 2004

saturday

it's almost 4 and i am actually home to watch america's test kitchen. i am so excited because it used to be on at 1 during the weekdays WAY back before i got a job and i would plan my whole entire day around it.

HOT DOGGING!!!

i'm going to go eat diet ice cream.

love,

smeller

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July 09, 2004

salliemae is stupid and i hate them

why is this happening?
i have already made two seperate payments to sallie mae and both times on their website it shows as "paid off" but when i look at my bank account nothing is reflected.
i have called the bank twice and sallie fucking mae three times now. i called them both this morning to see what the hell was going on and NOW i look at the sallie mae website and it shows that my second payment has been reversed. when i call them they make it sound like i "wrote a bad check" or something which is totally untrue because i know i had enough money in my account. WHAT THE HELL? now they are going to think i wrote another bad check. the only thing i can think of as to why this shit is happening is that account numbers got messed up some how. i have never had a problem with paying them online before. i am going straight home to rip a special someone a new bloody butt hole.

except for that i have to stay until 5 tonight.
my god.

Posted by alison at 01:09 PM | Comments (0)

new from yesterday

i went shopping for more clothes yesterday. i went to the levis store and bought 2 pairs of jeans. i then went to the store i hate the most, urban outfitters, and bought two shirts. i started to hate urban outfitters when i bought shoes there and tried to return them to a different store and they wouldn't give me the full price that i bought them for because they were on sale. ofcourse i DID NOT HAVE MY RECIEPT, which is totally not like me because i save every reciept and scrap of paper that i can so that i can look back and remember what i was doing on that day. so eventhough i do not have my reciept for shoes that i gave away i will still remember that day/weekend and think of urban outfitters in a negitive light. done and done.

anywho. corey and i rode the bus home and then we went to FM to buy food. while were there we finally bought a freaking DVD player and now we are really living in the 21st century. or so i am told. we got home and went on a hardcore walk. we are now thinking of training for a half marathon. and when i say marathon i mean a walk marathon. it's 13.1 miles and it takes place in november. i am excited. with the new dvd player and the half marathon training i have no idea when i will have time to do anything else.

today after work my first order of business is to stop by rain city and get freaks and geek on dvd.

OH!! last night i had a dream that i was watching jepordy and KEN JENNINGS finally lost. it was the most uncomfortable thing ever to watch. i think he lost because he wagered too much money and the person in second got the question right and wagered just enough to beat him. anyway, the look on his face was awful and it was as if he had just been punched in the tummy. now i am not looking forward to watching when he actually does lose because i know it will be bad.

Posted by alison at 11:28 AM | Comments (0)

July 08, 2004

liberryatorium

here is a list of some of the things i have on hold and the number i am in line to recieve them:

Loretta Lynn, Van Lear Rose 115/115
Coal Miner's Daughter (the book) 1/1
David Sedaris, Dress your family in corduroy and denim 184/680
White Stripes, De Stijl 91/99
Outkast, Aquemini 45/50
Harold and Maude (the book and the movie) both 1/1

anyway. this is just a few things. i have a lot more waiting and i am very excitied to get every single item. excited.
right now i have two woodsy allen movies, manhatten and take the money and run. the cover of take the money and run has a very young and attractive woodsy on the cover. hopefully i will have time to watch one of them tonight. something in between shopping, jepordy and nightly walk. soo much to do...

Posted by alison at 02:13 PM | Comments (0)

July 07, 2004

new entry

corey and i did not go on our nightly after-jepordy-show-walk. yesterday we went on it but we waited until gilmore girls was over. i've missed gilmore girls a lot for the past few months because i was out and about at cermics. but now i am home and ready to give my time back to the tv. so i will start to watch the old episodes. anyway, last night we walked around greenlake. my estimate is that greenlake + the time it takes to get to greenlake from our house and back is at least 4 miles. it took us longer than the normal hour long walks we go on. (an hour and 20 mintues) anyway. it was scarier than usual because it was dark and there was bats flying around. when we were about 3/4 of the way around corey nudged me and i looked over at the lake and saw some dude floating in a raft with some kind of headlamp on or something. he wasn't moving and i didn't want to find out why. we kept walking. it was a long long walk and i felt my new blisters almost the whole way. i continued to feel them today. that is why we did not go on our walk. instead, i went to the library to pick up books. i got TMBG's facorty showroom to listen too. i also got a book about iceland that i have been waiting to get for a long time. it better be good.

in other news i changed my desk area around at work. it is new and different but feels more like a dest. i will return with more exciting details tomorrow.

oh yeah, tomorrow i get paid AGAIN and i think i'm going to go buy jeans AGAIN because i can. because i have a job now and it's alright for me to spend money on things. i should probably be saving my money for the nordstrom sale coming up but whatever.

Posted by alison at 10:48 PM | Comments (0)

corey

"a full night of smallville! what are you gonna do? are you gonna poop a pant?"

this is why i love him.

Posted by alison at 08:02 PM | Comments (0)

afternoon dump

i took my afternoon dump as soon as i got home. to my surprise it was green. not like "baby poop" green. but "fruit loop" green. i bought a huge bag of FM brand fuit loops and i've been eating a lot. i think that is what made it green.

i hope that is what made it green

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bush disliked

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nothing

there is nothing new and exciting to report.

more later when i get to work.

Posted by alison at 09:41 AM | Comments (0)

July 06, 2004

dumpy day

i just got off the phone with sallie mae. i think they are outsourcing to india or something. because i talked to someone else this morning and they both had an "accent"
i also talked to someone at becu this morning. they are not outsourcing. i talked to someone named joe who i'm pretty sure that i talked to him the last time i called. he was very helpful and nice. he also had a very pleasent voice. the people at sallie mae were slow and not helpful.
everyone should call becu and ask for joe because he's nice and not mean.

today is dumpy and i love it. i'm really excited for fall time.

Posted by alison at 03:38 PM | Comments (0)

July 05, 2004

from sea to shinning sea!!!!

this weekend was too long.

saturday we went to m-ville and saw farenheit 9/11. it was good.
then sunday we went to m-ville again to celebrate our indepence by eating hamburgers and hotdogs. we also went thriftstoring with fronts. i found one sweater and nothing else.
after all that we went back home and i drank a lot and we walked down to fremont. we didn't make it all the way to gas works but we still saw most of fireworks. then we went to the george and dragon but we didn't know anyone there. then we walked by the triangle but no one was there either. THEN we went to the dubliner and drank and i played "dead dog" and "galloping horse"
galloping horse is a fun game because you can play it with other people. like brent.
today we moofed around and then walked up to queen anne and it was hot and i thought i might have a heat stroke. i didn't and i am really tired now.

cereal makes me feel good inside.
i ate too much dinner tonight and now i'm full and tired.

Posted by alison at 08:52 PM | Comments (0)

July 02, 2004

smells

why is it that when you eat indian food the smell attaches to your skin and won't go away.
i like the way the food smelled when i ate it. but i don't like smelling whiffs of it on my hands.

gross dude

Posted by alison at 11:02 PM | Comments (0)

it's getting hungry in here

i'm not actually that hungry. but feel like i need to eat. i ate a big crusty sandwich when i got home so i'm still processing that. but that isn't stopping me from thinking about taking a huge bite out of a toffee bar. or getting an american sandwich. i have a feeling corey will not be up for eating out since we already did that once this week. i am not opposed to a chimichanga though. just so you know. i'm up for anything. anything crunchy. or sweet. or salty.

i hate 4th of july.
peeps in alaska are eating their dinner right now. i am missing them.

i think i heard the door downstairs close. maybe corey is home.

no. it's not.

p.s.
i was thinking about getting a word tattooed somewhere on my body. the word might be "fart" or "moof" or something else along those lines. i'm wondering if i might regret it a few years from now. corey suggested that i get my whole "vocabulary" tattooed on my forearm.

corey get home. right now.

Posted by alison at 06:24 PM | Comments (0)

new old book

i have a new book to read. only it's a book that i have already read. 3 or 4 times. i don't remember. either way, i read it in highschool and i need to get some new material. if you know what i mean.

i'm still tired.
from sleeping not enough or too much.

Posted by alison at 12:11 PM | Comments (0)

July 01, 2004

home

jesus h. christ on a stick.
i drove to marysville after work. i left at 4 and got to m-ville at 5:45. it sucked. a lot.
while i was there i tried on my dress (for marrying in) and played around.
i also got a jar of mayo and applesauce from my mom. i ate a lot of food there because that is what you are supposed to do when you go to your parents house.
on the way home i called kestrel. then i got home and corey said mark called. i lost his number so i called the old "house" (which is really an apartment now and less people live there) nick answered and i haven't talked to him in forever. i talked to him and got mark's number. then i called mark but he was driving a bus.
he'll call me back tomorrow.

i'm excited for tomorrow because it is friday.

Posted by alison at 08:36 PM | Comments (0)

my mouth tastes like ramen

thrift store art itchies